Seriously? That's It Happened Again!!
Seriously? That's It Happened Again!!
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I swear this is taking place to me once more. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are starting over. It's like a broken record. Honestly, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- I really need to change my habits
- Surely this is a dream
- I need a vacation
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was dancing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and out of nowhere a herd of geese came out under a bush. They were hopping all over the place, and people were confused. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!
It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in uttershock.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be real, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Perhaps I need get more info to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
My friends won't believe what just took place. Oh my goodness, I feel I'm going to pass out! The whole thing was just totally absurd.
- This is nuts
- Seriously though
- I'm going to have to write this down
I gotta go! You won't believewhat comes up!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just unfathomable. I keep trying to grasping it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I try a different approach?